2016 DEMONS 👻

All around me, people are talking about their new year resolutions and not once have I heard, “sitavaa wig”, “oooh sitajipaka make up”, “…..ooooh natural 2017”.

Now, now I hold no ill feelings for y’all who indulge …….sister you can beat that face till thy kingdom comes, by all means shove that wig up your head, go Picasso on those eyebrows ….. Is it not your money at work?

But the question is….to what end?

It’s all fun and games until a young man out there takes you home and has the fright of his life when he sees the real you in the morning. Niggas out there suffering from PTSD thinking they slept with spiritual entities. 

These cash madams are the same breed insisting you “do it” in the dark……kataa hiyo (luke 8:17, all that is done in secret shall be brought to light) the bible, not me😂.

We saw these ladies take it a notch higher with their fake assets and purchased skin color. Then they took to social media with, “haters will hate”, “#blessed”, “…..ooooh God created me after lunch” damn right he did….. He was sleepy and forgot to install your brain!

Ain’t no one jealous of your silicon….STFU!

So if y’all bringing this nonsense to 2017, may something mightier than corruption in Kenya sit on your destiny.

Oh I am far from done with the Subaru culture!!!… These men have now evolved. Yes!

So this new species will be pulling stunts with bottles that could pay rent in Beverly Hills. They are the ones filling our timelines with expensive liqour. We don’t care!!!!! Bro, drink your Remy Martin in peace…. Then return that rented car and go sleep!

Lastly, let us refrain from the common saying, “sitawai kunywa tena”, this has been known to make men want to drink more.

Happy new year folks.